keep smiling :)
hey, i'm carolyn. i'm 15.my likes include: damian mcginty, glee, harry potter, taylor swift, painting my nails, CATS, funny insurance commercials, titanic<333, pretty little liars, chapstick, fruit, the hunger games, drake and josh, never shout never, country music, mindy gledhill, napping, dangly earrings, peacock feathers, camping in new york, wispy hair, spiral staircases, the color white, clam chowder, ... and the list goes on and on. ps. i am extremely random, a huge nerd, and an utter fail at life :) enjoy<3
- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think your clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
I care
notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!
america: 1
britain: 0
notice how every other country in the world hates you
what about canada
canada doesnt hate us
nobody cares what canada thinks
lol at the kids who have school tomorrow
